Doc Ellis tribute art.
Doc once pitched a no-hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates against the San Diego Padres in 1970. What makes this no-hitter so special, is that according to Doc, he was under the influence of LSD when he did so.
If only all men were like this.
If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow
There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that
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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads
I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.
“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”
The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.
There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.
Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.
Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.
HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOUeveryone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”
Neil Gaiman’s Free Short Stories
Neil Gaiman is one of the handful of writers who has made comics respectable over the past several decades. He has written some classic children’s stories, plus a novel that will be adapted by HBO. A great deal of his output, though, has been in the form of short stories, and we have pulled together some free copies for you today. Some stories are available in audio and video, others in text. (We have them all separately listed in our collections of Free Audio Books and eBooks):
Audio & Video
“Harlequin Valentine” – Free Audio at Last.FM
“How to Talk to Girls at Parties” – Free MP3
“Orange” (read live) – Free Video
“Other People” (read live) – Free Video
The Truth Is a Cave in the Black Mountains – Free Audio
The Graveyard Book (a novel read live with illustrations) – Free Video
“Troll Bridge” (read live, starts at 4:00 mark) – Free iTunes
“A Study in Emerald” – Free iTunes
Other Gaiman works can be download via Audible.com’s special Free Trial. More details here.
American Gods – Read the First Five Chapters Online
“A Study in Emerald” - Read Online
“Bitter Grounds” – Read Online
“Cinnamon” – Read Online
“Down to a Sunless Sea” – Read Online
“I Cthulhu” – Read Online
“The Case of the Four and Twenty Blackbirds” – Read Online
“The Day the Saucers Came” – Read Online
The Truth Is a Cave in the Black Mountains – Read Online
Crosseyed & Painless
Talking Heads (Live in Rome 1880)
I ate acid and saw god. Or was it satan in disguise? Or was it god in disguise as god or was it…fuck!